DespoITSMLike similar closed non-public-domain BOKs, Real ITSM is copyrighted and trademarked. RITSI protects its intellectual property rigorously, policed by the DespoITSM program. The Program (as it is known) enforces: Enforcement is outsourced to Lou and Stan’s Debt Collections and Intellectual Property Enforcement Inc. Lou and Stan have an uncanny ability to avoid drawn-out legal arguments and a remarkable number of affiliates in most countries. An extract from the official Introduction to Real ITSM
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For those too tight or disreputable for BAPITSM, there is EgoITSM, an open register of Real ITSM practitioners. Anyone may register (remarkably there is no fee), and gain access to the EgoITSM forum, discounts, and the lovely CultITSM newsletter. Welcome to Real ITSMUser loginSocial networking linksSyndicate Join a Realitsm group: mySpace? Bebo? Sod off! This is serious. Facebook? You use that? Who's new
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Real ITSM is created by The IT Skeptic.
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